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axe face

adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.

Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"
Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!

She's a total axe face before she puts on make up
by staddydaddy August 3, 2004
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Buttery Facial

1. When you give someone a facial (that is, treat or serve them) and it's all smooth hence buttery. Giving someone a buttery facial may include, but is not limited to: using large, sophisticated words; being very clever and well thought out; and may take a few good seconds for the average person to understand.

2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.
1. Damn, he gave me an uber buttery facial. It was really well thought out and it used all these big words like "incomparable." It really made me feel bad... :(

2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.
by Agloerxdjorn January 31, 2010
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Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010
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Untrue Fact

Randomly interrupting a conversation with a complete random lie to try to convince as many people in the room that it is true.

If you detect an Untrue Fact you reply saying "Untrue Fact yeah?"

If you reply saying something like "seriously mate?" your a fucking idiot.
Here lads did you know in 2003 Italy was the first country in the world to successfully clone a horse that is capable of understanding basic algebra?

................Really?

No "Untrue Fact" you dick!
by Leeto.and.HarveyMilk November 24, 2010
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Gunt Factory

In females, the physiological phenomenon whereby the gunt, or more accurately the ''guntal'' nether regions, produces foul smelling gases and generally unpleasant airs which are smelt upon inspection by a prospective male mating partner. More broadly, the term refers to the vaginal area of an overweight woman in possession of a gunt.
Male 1: Come on then, spill the beans, was that fatty any good in bed?

Mate 2: Not bad mate, but my god I didn't expect to have such a potent gunt factory on my hands. Literally, on my hands, I've been scrubbing them all day and I still can't get the stench off.
by Ben H. Patrick December 15, 2012
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cheeto face

A nickname for Donald Trump.
Because his spray tan makes him look like a Cheeto.
November 9, 2016
Ghost of dead relative: Hey guys, what did I miss?
Me: CHEETO FACE JUST BECAME PRESIDENT
G: Ok, back to grave!
by agressive_hobbit172 January 15, 2017
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The Who Face

When a woman has sexual intercourse with multiple partners who penetrate her from behind and turns her head 180 degrees and says "who, who", questioning who happens to be slamming her at a particular moment.  Also refered to as "the owl".
Hey guys, Steve's mom is gonna be here tonight.  If things go right, she might be showing us the who face... Who, Who!
by seano 1234 June 28, 2008
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