david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019

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david bussell

a name that means jack ass in 23 different languages.

"ew. what a david bussell."

by asdfghjklove May 5, 2009

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King David

An iconic figure from the Old Testament. He was one of the most powerful warriors and kings in history. As a boy he slayed Goliath. Later in life he killed 200 Philistines in order to marry the daughter of Saul. His only reprieve from his life of warfare were the many beautiful women that he loved.

King David was a renouned warrior and lover. On the battle field he slayed Goliath and with him tens of thousands of Canaanites. In the bedroom, he ravished gorgeous princesses the most beautiful of which was Bathsheba.

by BeastBellet November 6, 2018

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You’re David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a marriage man fucker

Stop saying men aren’t shit, you’re David as hell

by Beea June 29, 2019

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Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010

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