keto crotch 

Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.

Are you going down on Melissa? She’s got serious keto crotch!!

keto crotch by Ezzydizzle March 1, 2019

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter 

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS 

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.

I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.

SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS by Booby Bootlier November 29, 2007

rakle crotch 

Another name for crotch rot.

The man wanted to have sex with the hooker, but after he noticed the stench of rakle crotch he got a bj instead.

rakle crotch by Zigman May 9, 2005

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

Muffin Crotch by squinthouse June 4, 2010

Fire Crotch

A young lady with fire red pubes

Hey do you know Hailey McKenna?

Yeah

Yeah.... she has a fire crotch

Fire Crotch by MG73 May 8, 2014

crack that crotch 

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

crack that crotch by michael foolsley November 19, 2009