imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries

heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz

by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

French for Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

Alex: Jenny, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Jenny: non (no)

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep

- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof

by Bankmaser November 4, 2020

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

drop it like a couch

Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.

No more, " drop it like a couch"

by Cuz she said March 3, 2021

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021