load catcher

1. one who catches loads
2. someone who is profoundly
experienced in the art of bukake
3. A vagina
4. G.W. Bush

I've never seen such a load catcher before. What is that a gallon?

by silly mike September 12, 2003

catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009

Dream Catcher

A sexual act involving the male participant ejaculating upward; their partner then attempts to grab. or "catch" the semen out of mid-air.

Aaron: "Dude, I totally got with Sally the other night!"
Jake: "No way thats awesome, how did it go?"
Aaron: "It was so hot, she sucked my dick and then gave me the dream catcher!"

by Awesome The Opossum July 3, 2012

catcher's mitt

An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.

A: How was your date last night?

B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.

by Bodenheimer September 27, 2009

catching a grenade

In Bruno Mars's song "grenade" he is symbolizing that he is going to "catch a grenade" for you, bro. This mean a bro must land in a grenade for another bro.

You're going out to a party with a wingman and there is a group of two chicks. One girl is hot as fuck and the other looks ugly as shit you're bro must do anything to occupy the ugly girl (catching a grenade) so you can get into elbow deep in poone.

by Triggaman August 1, 2014

fly catcher

A person who ambles around in a permanently gormless and confused state.

Matt: "Who's that spaced-out tool?"
Charlie: "That's fly catcher. He's an idiot."

by Mattress December 12, 2008

Catching Fire

Putting your hand behind your ass and catching your own fart in order to sniff it for yourself or put it someone else's face.

this dumb ass keeps on catching fire and putting it in my face.

by freshkc January 9, 2016