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brown bread 

Something that is plain and ordinairy
Dude, let's get out of here ... this party is so brown bread....
brown bread by G Buckey August 8, 2005
A word used to criticize somebody's performance in any area of life
Me:"yo that team we played last night was fucking BREAD dude"
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.
Bread by GmoneySagHairs August 21, 2009

italien bread 

When you have no lube or lotion to beat off you use Olive oil as a substitute.
"Dude yesterday i didnt wanna go sanslube so I had to use Olive oil."
"Haha Making some italien bread ehh?"

Bread tits

It is where the nipple of the tits are so big, you could call them bread tits.
"Damn mike, your mom has big bread tits."
"Fuck you Erik, how do you know."
Bread tits by Bread_tits_mom_ September 18, 2016

Buttering the bread 

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.
Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

Wheat Bread 

A whiney asian bitch who is half and half on white and asian... Usually named Bruce
Bruce, shut the fuck up you wheat bread bastard...
Wheat Bread by Slap Jackin October 10, 2004