Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

Flat get after it

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.

"Hey Sexy, flat get after it!"

by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008

after-schooling

v. to look up porn after school

Yo, I was after-schooling yesturday.

by Mancon November 18, 2007

Afterdrip

When a guy finishes peeing, shakes off and zips his pants back up, then a little more pee drips out and creates a very small, roundish dark spot on said guy's pants.

I can't ask out Katie right now, I'm dealing with some afterdrip.

by daveroo April 18, 2011

After Pop

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.

Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

aftershock

The waterier skinnier poop after the primary poop. Usually a few minutes later after the first poop. Usually is less effort.

Guy 1 "Dude, I really need to poop again."
Guy 2 "But you already went a few minutes ago."
Guy 1 just experienced aftershock.

by themythandthelegend December 31, 2011

afternoon

a combination of day, which means "yea right", and fuck off. It also can be pronounced "Afternoonation!" and is said quickly in a chinese accent.

Kangaroo Laura Nutella: you're crazy!!

Roubs: AFTERNOON.

Sir Dimitrius: I love the shit out of you
Amazing Lauda: afternoon.

by Donning Laulau (D.B) May 4, 2010