blows my skirt up

A refrence to marlyn monroe picture. The reaction is more accurately portrayed in Bruce almighty and Joe demaggio's response to monroe's fiasco.
Damn, That dude blows my skirt up. He really needs to chill!
by CrispFlows September 16, 2003
mugGet the blows my skirt upmug.
Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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by falolout August 4, 2010
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I just made this up

Said by 90% of contributors to Urban Dictionary after submitting their description of peculiar sexual acts that only exist in their own imagination, as the definition of some concocted word or phrase, which they just made up.
The definition of diddly-doodly-doo is when you are having sex with a giant pile of spinach while playing video games and then your sister comes in and shoves the spinach up her vagina and you take a picture of this and post it on the internet and people in Bangkok get erections from looking at it. I just made this up.
by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010
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Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up
by starknakedbitch December 2, 2016
mugGet the Fifty Shades of Fucked Upmug.

stand-up therapy

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.
Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.
by craftyInstigator March 8, 2018
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man up my ass

When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.
Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass
by Black Jon February 24, 2008
mugGet the man up my assmug.

dime holding up a dollar

pointless, redundant. wrap it up! when you are the dollar, you don’t want a dime to be holding you up
come on man, your a dime holding up a dollar”
by thebigfraz November 16, 2019
mugGet the dime holding up a dollarmug.

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