wavelengther

One of those annoying creeps who pretends he is into all the same things as a girl to try and get into her dark place. They possess some sort on stealth powers as the girls can never see that they are being tricked. Dumbasses.

Fontaine: That sod Mark is wavelengthing my girlfriend when I'm at work, trying to get her to play a rusty trombone on him.That fucking wavelengther bastard chutney ferret.

Garfield: Meh, she's a porker anyway, let him have her.

by stu-rob-billy-bob November 9, 2008

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

blue wave

Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.

" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"

" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.

" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."

by paul January 19, 2004

weasel socket

A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock

"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."

by Supple January 12, 2007

wave of sadness

The feeling of sadness that washes over one after masterbation.

"I watched porn... made a mess all over myself... and instantly felt the wave of sadness."

by Jew-Goy December 16, 2008

Garden Weasel

Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.

I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.

by Nasty D October 19, 2006