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Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.
Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.
by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018
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baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.
by Babytubbs December 21, 2018
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Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.
Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...
by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010
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Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack
by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021
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shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.
I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)
by laceyfleece December 27, 2011
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Niggie Babies

Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."
"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness
by fudgefeint April 4, 2009
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