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A type of hyper talkative loud black monkey

noun. A large, arboreal, black-furred gibbon native to the forests of Indonesia, Malaysia, and Thailand, Philippines characterized by a massive gular sac (throat pouch) used to produce exceptionally loud, resonant vocalizations. Unlike other gibbons, the siamang possesses a specialized membrane between the second and third toes and is noted for its highly social, "talkative" nature within family groups. asking a lot of questions
He moves alot like a "Uligang (Symphalangus syndactylus)"
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hyper ultra mega sympa

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!
by TheOreo December 24, 2008
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5th mahler symphony

Man last night I tried to fix my bike, it was a total 5th mahler symphony.
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Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known
When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"
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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
by QuacksO March 30, 2017
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The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
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