crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

3 minute taco

When you eat mexican food (or any food really) and have to use the bathroom right after eating.

Yo, I've got to find the bathroom now, this 3 minute taco is tearin' me up.

by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010

Five Minute Game

When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win

Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!

by wordya January 20, 2011

Jew Minute

30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.

"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"

by Raul Entudia February 16, 2012

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

You're wasting my minutes

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.

You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.

by The Vig July 13, 2009