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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
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washed the deck

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him
by yea me 2 December 31, 2014
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Washing Wednesday

I term used by uni students to describe there free day which ends up being used for washing clothes. Some times there is an Australian women for provides advice (AKA washer women).
Scott: hey ive got a free day What shall we do

Mark: mmm i need to do washings i guess

Scott: good idea cba at the weekend

Mark: Hey its washing wednesday
by MynameisnotmarkORISIT October 19, 2010
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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
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Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.
Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.
by 666tacos April 10, 2019
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