Cunt over Cleavage

A reimagining of the historical colloquialism 'Ass over tit' whereby a person suffers some sort of accident, executes an elaborate fall and lands heavily on the ground. Can be used to describe an actual physical situation, or an unsuccessful process.

The flammin' dog ran in front of me as I was coming out of the kitchen with my hands full and I went Cunt over Cleavage.

The project manager is a useless as tits on a bull, and the whole operation has gone Cunt over Cleavage.

by Blusideup October 26, 2022

Going over the wall

Leaving work early without your managers knowledge.

It’s Friday afternoon and I’m going over the wall to catch a Cub’s game!

by DreadRealm November 9, 2019

having kids over

When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.

CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.

by Sal9 August 21, 2009

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

to shit over a stick

Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.

Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”

by 1BigEck October 7, 2022

all over the ship

Scottish phrase which is the same as "all over the shop" or "all over the place".

To mean that things are messy or disorderly.

There are crumbs all over the ship!

by Lovemilk September 25, 2017