sounds fake but ok

Anytime your girlfriend Kimberly doesn't believe the sweet lovey dovey things you tell her; she gives you this response. "Sounds fake but okay."

Me "you're so perfect. You blow my mind with everything you do."
Kimberly "sounds fake but ok"

by Yunggoonshot July 16, 2017

Fake ass bitch

A girl who thinks everyone likes them but really no one can stand her because everyone knows how she really is. Calls everyone else fake but she is the epitome of fake. Can't even be around her for 5 minutes with out her talking shit on someone she is "close" too. Lies and over exaggerates things constantly to try to win arguments and make you feel stupid. Acts like your best friend to your face, acts like she cares about you but turns around and stabs you right in the back the first chance she gets. The type of bitch that will act like she's listening to you but will really be paying no attention to you at all because she's too conceited to give a shit about anyone but herself. A girl who will use you and suck you dry but won't ever help you out. The one you tell shit that you want everyone to know, 0 trust. The girl that will never have a true friend because she's a straight miserable bitch who likes to make everyone feel the same way she does.

"Dude, don't tell her anything you don't want people to know. She's a fake ass bitch who will run her mouth the first chance she gets!"

by RealEyezzz January 3, 2017

fake aZn

one who has too much pride in being asian and keeps on saying a ZZZZZZZ n

Jinho Park

Yo Yo! aZZZZn

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

fake gold egg

Any tweet that is completely flabbergastingly humorous and shockingly hilarious, esp. from twitter account fake gold egg.

I'm sorry for interrupting your sermon by sporadically reading a fake gold egg out loud.

by Isotope Delicious January 27, 2014

Fake a gay

When a man or woman would rather pretend they are a homosexual than out right reject the person approaching them.

"If you're going to fake a gay, at least make out with your wingman like a respectable gentleman should."

by Killyourtv February 2, 2016

fake Christian

A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...

Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.

by Voltaire11 September 20, 2006

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008