After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.
by sleepnix February 20, 2009
Get the Food baby mug.verb, the act of taking advatage of a drunk person by taking their food; even if it is offered, the person has no control over their actions, still qualifying it as food rape
by killabitch October 6, 2009
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or a place where whores buy groceries.
or a place where whores buy groceries.
Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?
Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?
Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?
by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009
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Get the Food Simulator mug.1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.
2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.
3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.
2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.
3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.
by El Culo May 27, 2008
Get the Real Food mug.Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.
There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)
The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.
College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)
The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.
College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.
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