two-faced

one who acts a certain way to a particular crowd, then acts another way to another crowd.

Kalie is so two-faced! Kalie told me that she was my friend and would always be there, and then she goes around talking crap about me and telling everyone lies?

by kr1ptonite December 18, 2008

fucked off

Fucked off - to stop paying attention to somebody .

I got fucked off by my boyfriend today when he was paying more attention to his friend Alissa.

Disregard, dismiss, fuck, unfair, harsh, vulgar nasty

by lbcgurl April 19, 2015

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

rat-faced

Being so drunk, that your face appears to have rat like features

Miles: buds im so fukin drunk I can barely see

Sean: Thats beacause your fuckin rat-faced buds

by Cedrictheenteratiner February 1, 2009

Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

Ear Fucked

When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.

Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!

by childishumor January 21, 2011

I fucked your mom

Something every salty 11 year old kid would say if you beat them in a 1v1 in fortnite

-beats kid in 1v1-
Kid: I fucked your mom
Me: -laughs-

by bwal0416 June 2, 2019