emo is one step below transvestite.
their lives are just a black spiraling hole taht is controlled by sterotypes like Jesus and Big Bird and Pokemon. Gosh emos just love screaming to stabby rip stab stab, they have no love.
their love is for razors and black toe f cos hes emo enough for cyber sex with aungus with boc choy.
Asian emos originated in asia by Jesus's pimping buddy, Doctor Cabbage ft. Boc Choy And Thje GaNg.
Hau Ding is a emo, i love him like he loves shaving his legs, Napoleon Dynamites emo, sogh, emo.
Most emos hav genital difficienties, in most cases herpes crabs and white rice bubble lyk things on the flaps ov there fannys. emos ar obese fattys that drown there
sorrows in cake. i love emo. i hav an emo club. us emos use jelly dildos rather than normal ones becasue u can eat them afterwards!. although the health hazards are quite dangerous, we risk it becuase we enjoy masturabting using unwashed carrots courtesy of Hau dInGs SUpErMaRKeT.
their lives are just a black spiraling hole taht is controlled by sterotypes like Jesus and Big Bird and Pokemon. Gosh emos just love screaming to stabby rip stab stab, they have no love.
their love is for razors and black toe f cos hes emo enough for cyber sex with aungus with boc choy.
Asian emos originated in asia by Jesus's pimping buddy, Doctor Cabbage ft. Boc Choy And Thje GaNg.
Hau Ding is a emo, i love him like he loves shaving his legs, Napoleon Dynamites emo, sogh, emo.
Most emos hav genital difficienties, in most cases herpes crabs and white rice bubble lyk things on the flaps ov there fannys. emos ar obese fattys that drown there
sorrows in cake. i love emo. i hav an emo club. us emos use jelly dildos rather than normal ones becasue u can eat them afterwards!. although the health hazards are quite dangerous, we risk it becuase we enjoy masturabting using unwashed carrots courtesy of Hau dInGs SUpErMaRKeT.
Lulu: is he emo?
Ding: Yes
Herbert: Oh-My-Goth!
Douglas Jardine: Yes Emo hot hot
Emo: My life is spiraling towards hell
Phillip MCrack: Feel my crack
Kipper Nippples: I ToUCH MYSELF
Ding: Yes
Herbert: Oh-My-Goth!
Douglas Jardine: Yes Emo hot hot
Emo: My life is spiraling towards hell
Phillip MCrack: Feel my crack
Kipper Nippples: I ToUCH MYSELF
by Garecaniel September 1, 2008
Get the emo mug.Emotional Post Hardcore-hardcore punk played on the minor keys (thats sad keys to you none musical folks!) with a poor rhythm section whiney vocals integrated with harsh screams singing emotional/introspective lyrics.
Has been around since the mid 1980's
The nerdy 'emo' kids are called:fashioncore they dont listen to emo they listen to bands like My Chemical Romance and they are the ones that cry about ex girlfreinds
Has been around since the mid 1980's
The nerdy 'emo' kids are called:fashioncore they dont listen to emo they listen to bands like My Chemical Romance and they are the ones that cry about ex girlfreinds
Emo: Fugazi, Rites of Spring, Jawbreaker, Embrace, Mineral, Moss Icon, City Of Caterpillar all bands on Dischordwww.dischord.comor Jade Tree Recordswww.jadetree.com
Not Emo: Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes, Matchbook Romance etc (in general these bands are reffered to as shitcore or wannabemo-soft-shitcore-rock
Not Emo: Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes, Matchbook Romance etc (in general these bands are reffered to as shitcore or wannabemo-soft-shitcore-rock
by Saml J Grudgings July 19, 2008
Get the Emo mug.A person who tries desperately to be a goth, fails miserably and cries about it. Usually writes feeble songs about death/rejection, has ruined eyeliner from crying and will whinge and whine incessantly about wanting to kill themselves but don't have the guts to go ahead and do it. Usual target for chavs, along with moshers, goths grungers etc
Emo Girl: I had an arguement with my mum today. I cried for hours afterwards. I was that close to picking up a razor and slitting my wrists...uh...You're not even listening are you? *crys*
by Ammi Babi July 16, 2008
Get the Emo mug.Emo's are people who have a crap fashion sense with there tight jeans/trowsers and there rubbish converse shoes and who also listen to shit music
by Alex Emo Hater September 8, 2008
Get the emo mug.a total joke; a form of amusement for people who are sane and relatively normal; yet another money making machine for MTV; an excuse for well to do kids with no real problems to sit around and complain about something;
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Get the emo mug.Sheep, mainly people who are apparently "depressed" / "misunderstood" / "alone" etc. etc. so on and so forth some often try to self harm...but in the end most can't even cut themselves properly, they don't have a sense of individuality, thats why they are sheep, they just follow the trend because someone else is, and they are because someone else is, and the cycle continues, they listen to depressive music claiming to be "in touch with their emotions" but actually aren't, the male emo's are often thought to be gay, with long hair and feminine looking clothing, could be classed as a new species, and the female emo's ruin themselves with pointless random piercings...
Guy1 "That guy over there looks like a woman, he has long hair with a tight jumper and skin tight jeans"
Guy2 "I know, he's just an emo...he listens to depressive music and cuts himself while crying himself to sleep"
Guy1 "Oh right, lets take the piss outta him"
Guy2 "I know, he's just an emo...he listens to depressive music and cuts himself while crying himself to sleep"
Guy1 "Oh right, lets take the piss outta him"
by 00zero December 14, 2008
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