Green Dating

The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.

Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.

by blondefonzie April 9, 2011

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

hardcore dancing

a wondiperous mode of showing off agility and finesse, while also clearing the pit of those moshing fag metal heads = usually done to a breakdown, with a group of friends, or a 2step. an extremely demanding form of movement requiring balance, dexterity and strength. people who do not like it are those who have
A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.

D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)

Mosher
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG

by yadaddyho June 22, 2011

Inadvertent dating

when you don't know that the person of the opposite sex you're hanging out with actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world

P: R and I have so much fun hanging out together

T: Ummm that's inadvertent dating

by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012

Hate Dancing

When you dance around like an idiot while angry, listening to hateful music, like Drop the World by Lil Wayne, and letting out your emotions to make you feel better. Usually done in the dark confines of your room all alone with the music blasting.
NOTE: In some instances, hate dancing can make you angrier than you already are.

Ugh, man, I was so angry last night when that person called me fat on facebook, so instead of waiting until tomorrow to punch her in the face, I turned on Lil Wayne and started hate dancing, and I felt less angry after just one song.

by LoverNotAFighter October 9, 2012

window dancing

To go to a club or disco and hang around the dance floor while other people dance.

I went to that disco because they told me the music was great. It was good, but the dancefloor was so crowded, my friends and I had a drink and hanged around just window dancing.

by enricofor September 1, 2013

weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.

I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.

by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013