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cool beans 

What you say when

~you find something to be cool, wicked, or awesome.
OR
~if you just don't feel like giving a clear response.
Mark: Hey Jimmy look at my new toy dinosaur!
You: Cool beans!

Sally:...and then I ate some meat and then I rode a pony and then the pony ate my dollar so I had to kick it then it threw it back up and then I was happy!
You: cool beans....(whatever.)
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Cool Story, Bro 

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
Cool Story, Bro by Implying713 July 18, 2011
Related Words
A person (mostly a girl) who knows so much school junk (aka nerd) but is considered popular or COOL!
"Sonya is such a nerd!"
"Oh no I think shes a cool nerd!"
Cool nerd by SP&IW July 20, 2009

cool beans 

meaning oh that's sweet
or slang for nice. cool, good stuff etc. etc.
oh thats an nice cell phone,,
cool beans.
cool beans by hoku April 28, 2006

Cool Shit 

Anyone's shit or poo that's been sitting around for a while and has cooled down to below room temperature.
Sally "Oh no, my shit's gone cold, I'm going to have to heat it up again..."

Bill "Yeah, no one like's cool Shit, Sally.
Cool Shit by poo muncher yum April 5, 2010

Cool cat 

Julia Cohen and her friends are above all; they are cool cats.
Cool cat by Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 5, 2012

Cool nerds

"I was playin' Onimusha last night bro yo, and I kicked serious ass wipes dudelio!"

"That's awesome stuff dude. Totally off da hook!"

"You know it my home shizzle!"

"Let's go check out the latest pimpin' episode of my fav show!"

"What show is that, my home SKILLET?"

"Whaddya think man? Spongebob Squarepants of course! What do you think it was, some gayass show like Pimp My Ride?"

"No way, pimp home dog, that show sucks nizzle."

"Alright, we're missin' da SPONGEBOB MARATHON!!!!"

"Oh crap man, we better get our twinkies and the remote!"

"You know it bro yo!"
Cool nerds by X April 28, 2004