Cavecock

When a penis looks like a caveman bat

Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 1, 2019

Cave out

To take a combination of Xanax and Ketamine recreationally, in reference to the Thai cave rescue of the 12 boys who were trapped in a cave by rising flood waters.

Dude you wanna cave out tonight? Totally! You can drag me around the apartment and I won't give a fuuuuck.

by Micherler the Werbler March 29, 2019

Caveman mode

When you're just too horny and can't really think about what you're doing.

When you're in caveman mode, it's important to ejaculate as soon as possible in order to reach post-nut clarity, or it could lead to dire consequences.

Don't stay in caveman mode too long, we don't want you going to jail for cumming in that girl's coffee.

by Yesmannen July 28, 2019

cave dog

A dog that has lived a sheltered life and possesses homosexual tendencies. Due to their lack of social experiences these dogs usually find a "mate" on gay social applications and if not they choose to die alone.

I though Shane was just a bit quiet but in fact he was a cave dog.

by D0bb0 August 22, 2019

Caked

To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer

Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine

by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Caeden

Some one with a mega micro dick he looks like a gay homo and smells like dick all the time God wishes he could smite all caedens and send them to the dick torture room oh wait the don't have one

What the fuck caeden where's your dick is it that small

by I want the Kermit Fry's November 16, 2019