Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'

Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice

by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

Cock Reference

Like a cross reference, but when two different women have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point with the same guy.

Me: I can't believe that washed-up chick is fucking that douche bag!
Almeida: Yeah Angie's fucked him too!
Me: Go figure that those two chicks would have cock referenced eachother!

by NuckumH20 July 27, 2010

Cock Muncher

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.

Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"

by RasclutUNO April 7, 2022

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021