boner wierdo

A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.

Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.

by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009

FULL BONER

the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!

this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!

by joeypopcorn February 26, 2008

jean boner

that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D

did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.

yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!

by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011

boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.

hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"

by plll December 5, 2003

khaki boner

The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.

Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.

by TDKB March 9, 2011

Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014