charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.

"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"

by Pee Bag September 2, 2016

asshole-dent

generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.

An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.

I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!

by Dr. Ater November 10, 2011

Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 5, 2020

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 3, 2004

dumb asshole

The user MaltLiquor on the IGN boards.

Man, did you hear about MaltLiquor? What and asshole!

by Conker-Crazed12 July 27, 2004