Loose Cat

A whore. A person who walks around town and either says "I'd tap that" or "Been there done that". Its difficult for loose cats to keep their clothes on. If they have a problem they just bang it out. All the guys just wanna eat that up. She couldn't get Michael Kors if she was fucking Michael Kors.

Damn, Katelyn stop being such a loose cat. Keep that pussy exclusive.

by kentuckyfriedstrippin' March 4, 2013

Cat-Ass

Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.

Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.

by AndrewRice July 27, 2011

lounge cat

a person who spends many consecutive hours sitting on a couch viewing television. the lounge cat can usually be found lounging at a friend's house. it is the friend's responsibility to take care of the lounge cat while the cat is at their house. responsibilities include feeding and making sure the cat is comfortable. lounge cats can lounge anywhere from 2 to 10 hours in one day.

Nolan came over to my house yesterday. He was being a complete lounge cat. He sat on my couch for like 8 hours. I even had to provide him with lunch.

by the original lounge cat September 20, 2010

Cat nutter

Someone who is obsessed with Cats to the point of annoyance. Typically believe that cats are superior to canines and other companion animals. Brags about how cats are so "Cute" when really they are a creepy-looking squiggly killing machine. Often allows the cat to get away with scratching people and furniture. Typically a neurotic person.

Michael : "Dude, Jane is such a Cat nutter, she has at least 3 cats, and never shuts up about them"
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2021

wampus cat

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.

Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.

by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009

Kliban Cat

A cat drawn by B. Kliban.

"Kliban cats are so cute!"

by devilzukin December 7, 2003