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Westminster College

A liberal arts school located in the Amish country of Western Pennslyvania full of the most well-educated and well-rounded individuals that exist on this planet. Those who attend Westminster typically follow the phrase "Work hard, party harder." The education is rigorous, and the parties are delightful. The campus itself is filled with squirrels and people who make it is as adorable and friendly as a summer camp.
Shandalisa: Hey, did you see those awesome, really intelligent sexy kids at that party?

Kim: Yep, they must be from Westminster College!
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Kanye West

he will shoot you with his lazer eyes
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Kanye West by LGREEZZY March 25, 2017

Kanye West

A stuck-up, rich rapper who believes he should be in The Bible. Although his music is decent, he tries to become someone he's not. He targets racism and troubles in his life that were never there. He has been rich his whole life due to his father.
"Did you hear that new song by Kanye West?"
Kanye West by IMK April 8, 2007
Wesam is all you need in life, she is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, she light up every room they walk into, amd put an instant smile on everyone’s faces.

They are always there for whatever you need, even if you guys haven’t been speaking for a while they would still be there for you whenever you need them, they value respect especially respect in friendships and relationships.

I am so lucky to have meet a wesam in my life and will never forget her even if life takes us separate ways,
I love you wesam, my beautiful semsem.
“Who’s that?”

“Oh that’s wesam, I love her, makes me smile every time I see her”
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Glen Westlake Middle School 

Oh Glen Westlake, how terrible that school is. It’s full of the preppy ass kids or ghetto ass kids. Not much of a in between. Some of the counselors are fine, but getting stuck with Ms. Fox could kill you. That school gave me both depression and anxiety. It’s full of future school shooters and druggies who would sell their first born for weed. You can get a detention for simply not having a pencil. Oh And don’t worry half your friends will have to go to either south or east, so be warned who you hang around cause you might have to watch your friends leave you at the end of the 3 terrible years. Westlake was probably the worst 3 years of my life and probably yours as well if you go there.
Person 1- “you went to Glen Westlake Middle School right?”
Person 2- “unfortunately I did. Damn that school was fucked up with it’s stupid ass kids and crazy ass teachers, thank god im out of there”

Randy West 

The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.

The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome."

ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots
Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble

Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance.

Antonyms: studly, real man
My ex-husband could never please me sexually; he's just another Randy West.

Dr. Rosenbaum's groundbreaking paper titled "The Randy West Syndrome" was published in the New England Journal of Medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of Retrograde Ejaculation, .

"A veteran of 800 pornos, Randy West, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. He has an average-size dick and pathetic dribbling cum shots." --Luke Ford, Jewish porn reviewer
Randy West by Heidi14 October 16, 2007