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Durban Turban

The ‘Durban Turban’ is the act of using multiple rolls of toilet paper to not only clog a toilet, but also to create a mound representing a turban. Once this structure is in place, a person takes a major dump on top of the toilet paper and leaves this display for other unsuspecting people to discover.

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Durban is a major coastal city in South Africa's KwaZulu-Natal province, known for its subtropical climate, beaches, and multicultural heritage, blending African, Indian, and colonial influences.
That was the most disgusting public restroom I’ve ever seen… someone left a ‘Durban turban’ in the only stall available!!
by Naust549 March 25, 2026
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Himalayan Turban

The sexual act of sticking a towel into your rectum.
John and I gave ourselves Himalayan Turbans yesterday.”
by J-Jonah-Jameson March 26, 2026
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Spanish Turbine

The act of covering oneself in salsa and ejaculating whilst doing a backflip.
I went over to Jeremy’s and I walked in on him doing the Spanish turbine.
by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025
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The Turbo Effect

When you keep thinking there’s an extra person with your group.
Person 1: Is this everyone? It feels like we’re missing someone.

Person 2: Yep that’s all. Sounds like you’re experiencing The Turbo Effect!
by Michael Michael Cera July 15, 2025
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chrysler turbine car

really cool jet powered car made by chrysler back in the 60s, could run on anything, from perfume to alcohol to soybean oil, unfortunately they were forced to destroy them due to government pressure and cost of keeping them around basically.
there are just nine chrysler turbine cars left in the world.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 13, 2025
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Topsy-turban

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"
by anonymous October 29, 2025
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Bottom Turbulence

To aggressively masturbate while upside-down. Ideally done with the head well below the waist for minimal blood flow to the brain.
I got no sleep last night, the upstairs neighbor was bottom turbulenceing and shouting all night!
by Freezerr November 8, 2025
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