Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.

Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.

by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017

Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.

She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.

by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018

raw salt

When someone expresses an opinion or point of view that is saltier than salt.

Person A: Did you hear what Person C said?
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: He talked about how Person D's song is somehow good.
Person B: That is a case of raw salt.

by ChameleonDragon February 8, 2018

Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.

Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!

by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018