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Penis Man

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly
by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019
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Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.
Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"
by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018
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Penis Pluck

When a mans pubic hair is caught in pants or zipper and is plucked out.
“Fuckkkk I just got a penis pluck I can’t move my legs!”
by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018
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eshrekt penis

When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection
Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool
by Big Daddy shrek May 29, 2018
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Penis night

The evening in which the bois get together to talk about many topics including bodily fluids.
Sam are you going to penis night?
I can’t bel Sam couldn’t make it to penis night
by Ok ok yeeeeeeeeeee June 3, 2019
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penis voice

a raspy, often "out-of-breath" voice that is developed following oral sex
dude: you hear that girl talk during the presentation today?

dude 2: yeah, totally penis voice, i wonder who was the lucky guy.
by dicktucker54 June 9, 2019
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Penis collider

A newton's cradle consisting of only 2 giant dicks that mash together. This results in the atomic creation of big dick energy
Chad's penis collider has become unstable, he is creating too much big dick energy.
by Doonutt December 14, 2019
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