deceit page

A page (usually on Facebook) with a title referencing to something (just to increase views and/or likes), but the posts have nothing to do with the title (shock news, gossip or anything else people don't care about...).

User: Hey, a page about french fries!

Some time later...

User: ...WHAT?! No french fries? Just gossip news? That's such a deceit page! Not gonna click like on it!

by TheMaster001 December 2, 2013

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.

Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page

by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016

empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

Co-Paging

When a couple shares joint custody of a social media page and you don't know which one you're fucking talking to.......Basically.

I wish my friend would get out of his wife's pussy and they get separate pages and quit co-paging......I never know who the fucks typing.

by Wig Pusha August 28, 2016

industry pages

Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.

When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.

by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

bryce pagan

he is a really great guy that will always have your back for everything. he is very funny and sweet. you can trust him with anything. he is the best guy friend you can ever have

I love bryce pagan

by anonymous6969100 September 14, 2017