riding the magic dragon 

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

riding the magic dragon by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007

Mentos Diet Coke Magic 

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

Mentos Diet Coke Magic by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010

Silver Magic 

Ejaculate from the male penis.

Work that silver magic and aim it at the wall.

Silver Magic by Nyrival June 11, 2011

Sweet Sweet Love Magic 

One of the most badass DDR songs there is! It's got a good beat, good lyrics, and is very uplifting and fun to play!

I AAA'd Sweet Sweet Love Magic today!

Magical Love, Magical Kiss...

Sweet Sweet Love Magic by PiccoloNamek October 26, 2003

rub the magic lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

rub the magic lamp by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

white girl magic 

All women are magical not just black women. Women should support each other. It shouldn't be one race of woman against another. We should all support each other. Women in general are oppressed.

We should start a hashtag not white girl magic but #allwomenaremagical.

white girl magic by Allwomenaremagic December 8, 2019

Duck Magic 

Magic unlike any other. Duck magic is something like a miracle appearing before you very eyes. Duck Magic originated when a duck appeared from thin air in the brush.

I got this term paper done in 10 minutes. It was like Duck Magic.

Duck Magic by Cacinogen33 April 1, 2009