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Hashtag Mom

A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 21, 2019
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bricias mom

a very attractive lady/womAn (not women)
me: “damn is that bricias mom? she’s a very attractive lady.
by peeeeeepeeeeeepoooooopoooooo December 31, 2021
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ur mom

a exaggerating word, or something i don't know.. mostly used as a mom joke..??
(istg if someone says "ur mom" again i might go nuts and rip off all my hair)
by flayie June 26, 2023
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Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.
When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018
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Wine mom

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.
'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'
by anonymous December 15, 2022
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Oreo Mom

adj. a mother of childen who are part black and white
by lunarstar2014 May 22, 2010
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Volleyball mom

A middle-aged woman ranging from the ages of mid 20's to 40's. Feels entitled at any moment to brag that her daughter is the best. Speeds 25 mph over and buys Starbucks every other hour. Schedules team bondings every week and demands her daughter has playing time. Tries to befriend the coach and manage everything. No matter what she does her daughter is still unhappy.
"At the tournament I saw so many Volleyball moms it hurt"
by RatLover27 August 13, 2021
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