Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre March 15, 2012
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Blue knuckle

Megan McCain’s ginger tattoos
Have you ever heard of a blue knuckle? Check out McCain’s finger.
by Butchtita June 13, 2018
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knuckle hunter

single male that constantly searches for female companion to lay
"That boy ain't no gentleman, he's a knuckle hunter!"
by chains666 April 03, 2009
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Hero Knuckles

The feeling in your knuckles after beating any guitar hero.
1: Whats with Jake?
2: He's got hero knuckles. He tried beating GH world tour twice in one go.
1: Dumbass...
by 3ngl!ishm@j0r August 12, 2011
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
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Skin knuckle

A tiny penis that is not erect but is verry tiny and holds it self up by its own tiny size
Tom: hey Joe why did your girl leave you?

Joe: well tom I'm pretty sure the last words she told me before she left with you to your place last Night was " hey tom eat a dick cause that's all your good for with your tiny little skin knuckle !
by Tacoliker March 22, 2018
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Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.
When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.
by MegzMaree June 11, 2024
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