knuckle bumper

Another term for a lesbian. To get a visual example, bend both the index and middle finger of each hand and bump the mid knuckles together thus simulating two vaginas bumping each other as lesbians do to get sexual pleasure, such as the extremely hot act of tribbing.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you met the new girl? She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but dude she's a knuckle bumper. There's rainbows and shit all over her social network profile."

by MrFriendzone April 13, 2016

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Get the knuckle bumpermug.

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

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