by Isbd December 13, 2016
Get the face the woodsmug. When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.
It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?
by kombat July 20, 2005
Get the Shredder Woodmug. A shit hole suburban neighborhood in pottsville pa where a bunch of rich fuckers live and boast about their money
by The NiggaNigga October 25, 2013
Get the Norwegian Woodsmug. morning wood is often caused by the lack of realese from the male testicales because you cant masturbate in your sleep so you will wake up with a morning wood and stick in dans cats arse hole and plumet it into the propelar of a girafes snake then blast a moon shop while walking to the fish and accidentily stand on the eifil tower wich suddenly rams up your arse hole because it turns out the eiffil tower had morning wood as well so then it spun you around and you fly to tescos and get a meal deal because your very exaughsted from fucking dans cat
i woke up with a fat stiffy and got caught with it half way in dans cat wich fixed my morning wood then it poked back up and i realised i wasnt finished so i stuck it in dans fish for a final time and raped it in to a coma turns out i fucked its gills not its arse now i have meningitase
by runny one March 5, 2022
Get the morning woodmug. by Tyler H. April 21, 2008
Get the widdle woodmug. 
The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008
Get the Magical Wood Fairymug.