i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!

by Bigman12345 January 12, 2018

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

§auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: §auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022