coinky dink 

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

coinky dink by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head 

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Dinkle 

A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.

Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson.
Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock.
Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick.
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.

Dinkle by topherw24 January 28, 2009

Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg) 

The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.

The judges are judging and the Dinkleburgs are Dinkleburging!

Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg) by Kevin July 25, 2004

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood 

A hilarious movie with the Wayans brothers. Better than scary movie1, 2, 3. Better than weed. Hilarious black person movie that white people would be afraid to laugh about if their were other black people watch ing it with them.

off the shizzle fo dizzle

Loc Dog is the man

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood by Truth Bringer May 17, 2005

drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

drinking giraffe by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

dinkis

A person that is lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; or is annoying or irritating. An utterly foolish or senseless person. In other words, an idiot loser.

Dude, that guy definitely just picked his butt. What a dinkis.

dinkis by Bulldogdirt November 26, 2009