dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

Stim dick

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

Nicholas dick

Nicholas dick is very big and fine and very girthy usually 7-9 inches

Guy 1: Have you seen Nicholas dick?
Guy 2: yea man Nicholas dick is the best 10/10.

by The real Larry boi April 6, 2022

dick sundae

When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off

Dude you gotta try a Dick Sundae it's a great snack for your girl

by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013

Dick tag

Large skin hanging off a cock (penis,wang ect.)

I was going hard with my mans Timmy when suddenly I felt a large “dick tag” scrapping the inner-walls of my putang

by Haylson meateater August 5, 2018

Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018