Crisp DC

Mar- Diet Coke
V- Vanilla Diet Coke
Susan- Diet Coke w/ lemon
Amy- Cherry Coke
Kae- Sprite Remixx

The Crisp DC used 2 do everything 2gether....

by JA January 25, 2004

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

Crime-scene

a crude form of explaining ones private parts.

"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Chrimp

To 'pimp' something in a Christmas like fashion.

That house was really 'chrimped' up.

by Goughie December 16, 2008

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Crisp

A person who exhibits anti-social behaviour which affects others in a negative manner.

Sha, that did u check that oke pull Pete's rods down during assembly? What a crisp!

by mikelowrie February 12, 2010

Crimo

Quite simply, a Christian emo. I don't know if you've ever met one. If you haven't then may the powers that be spare you from such a fate. If you know one, then you know the reason for my agression.

These are the kind of kids who try to be Metal, but can't because mum and dad won't let them, and so become shitty little teenyboppers.

Perfect targets for a Sparta Kick, due to their incessant whining.

Anyone who listens to All Time Low, Paramore, Shorstack etc. and tries to tell you about religion at the same time. Or something along those lines. You'll know 'em if you see 'em.

Everytime you masturbate, God makes a Crimo

by Mr.Slowbear August 26, 2010