Cat-Ass

Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.

Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.

by AndrewRice July 27, 2011

Douchey Cat

1.Your roommates cat that acts like a complete douche bag.

2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.

3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.

Douchey cat kept me up all night meowing and scratching at my door.

by Louise D'Amato January 27, 2007

Reefer Cats

those who partake in the choicest herb, usually got supa fresh and supa icky, and they ain't stingy, they toke alot at once but are not stoners because stoners smoke alot over a long time, Reefer Cats have been known to put whole quarters of the choicest herb in the air in one sitting; they may be considered Chron Dons

Jehbles- "We're not potheads man...."
Tobles- "Naw man, I'll never be a pothead."
Jehbles- "...naw, we're Reefer Cats!"
Tobles- "yea... wait what's that?"
Glables- "We're that man."

by im glenjamin December 6, 2006

Cat nutter

Someone who is obsessed with Cats to the point of annoyance. Typically believe that cats are superior to canines and other companion animals. Brags about how cats are so "Cute" when really they are a creepy-looking squiggly killing machine. Often allows the cat to get away with scratching people and furniture. Typically a neurotic person.

Michael : "Dude, Jane is such a Cat nutter, she has at least 3 cats, and never shuts up about them"
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2021

lounge cat

a person who spends many consecutive hours sitting on a couch viewing television. the lounge cat can usually be found lounging at a friend's house. it is the friend's responsibility to take care of the lounge cat while the cat is at their house. responsibilities include feeding and making sure the cat is comfortable. lounge cats can lounge anywhere from 2 to 10 hours in one day.

Nolan came over to my house yesterday. He was being a complete lounge cat. He sat on my couch for like 8 hours. I even had to provide him with lunch.

by the original lounge cat September 20, 2010

wampus cat

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.

Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.

by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009