by joeypopcorn February 26, 2008
Get the FULL BONER mug.The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008
Get the boner shuffle mug.a chart used to catalog the frequency, duration, causation, and time of occurrence of any boner during a given period; similar to a dream diary; best formatted in an Excel spreadsheet. A boner log can be most useful in measuring one's virility or libido.
Also handy in arena of male competition.
Also handy in arena of male competition.
In our double-blind, analytical study, the boner log was used to measure the virility of males age 75-80.
BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.
BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.
BRO 1: Tight, bro.
BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.
BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.
BRO 1: Tight, bro.
by tboisen3 November 11, 2009
Get the boner log mug.The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
by TDKB March 9, 2011
Get the khaki boner mug.beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
by plll December 5, 2003
Get the mad boner mug.another word for semen
by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008
Get the boner cheese mug.To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.
by Scraphê December 19, 2009
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