FULL BONER

the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!

this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!

by joeypopcorn February 26, 2008

boner shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.

After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.

by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008

khaki boner

The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.

Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.

by TDKB March 9, 2011

mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.

hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"

by plll December 5, 2003

jean boner

that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D

did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.

yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!

by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011

boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021