turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011

turd-slicer

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

by Montel December 9, 2003

giant turd

A corrupt politician.

Hillary Clinton is a giant turd.

by Awesome LInguist June 6, 2016

Turd Pusher

Irish in origin, noun related to turd burglar referring to an ankle grabber.

Jaymee was an ankle grabber, co Ciaran decided to do some turd pushing on him.

by Delicious Cherry Flavoured Snack December 10, 2004

Turd Pants

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

by Quokes July 10, 2007

Mass-Turd

Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.

Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"

by Spaztik-Plaztik November 6, 2005

Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022