touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.

Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!

by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024

Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.

Well that product really has the dutch touch.

by JohanJohan July 31, 2017

Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.

Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!

by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020