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Doggy Dutch Oven

The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.
That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.
by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017
mugGet the Doggy Dutch Ovenmug.

call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013
mugGet the call me dutchmug.

Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.
Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!
by mile211 July 30, 2018
mugGet the Dutch Prime Ministermug.

dutch reach around

A reach around performed while riding a bike.
We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.
by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017
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portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
by 4 Points October 23, 2009
mugGet the portable dutch ovenmug.

Dutch Corn dog

It's when a woman gives you oral sex while you Dutch Oven her.
Bob knew he was with the right woman when she continued giving him head after he farted under the covers Dutch Oven style. Mmmm Dutch Corn dog.
by The Dirty Chef November 13, 2010
mugGet the Dutch Corn dogmug.

The Dutch Touch

When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.
Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.
by CheekyHornet March 31, 2016
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