seepycat 

A person who wakes up and stretches every muscle in their body simultaneously and just keeps complaining they are tired all the time

Roommate one: "Hey, wake up, we need to hit the library. How are you feeling this morning?"

Roommate two: "The worst of the worst. I am such a seepycat today because you and that girl snored all night."

seepycat by sneakdest April 1, 2011

German Seesaw 

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

German Seesaw by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020

stun seed

say it backward lol

guy 1: hey say stun seed backwards
guy 2: deez nuts
guy 1: lmao

stun seed by glowstone May 12, 2021

Seethe

When annoying or self-righteous nerds rage on internet message boards about some arbitrary way they've been slighted or inconvenienced somehow, for both legitimate and trivial concerns. Commonly phrased as "Seethe more, ____-(deragatory)." Often used in regards to videogames, social commentary, and politics. Used as a form of ridicule to fluster or frustrate someone who is already irate, mockingly inviting them to further perpetuate expressing their dissatisfaction online.

"My rent is nearly $3000, this is totally unsustainable to live." "Keep seething, cityf**."

"Using STR builds in pvp takes no skill since you only need to land a few hits to kill your opponent, it's a crutch." "Seethe more, DEXf**!"

Seethe by ratquasedea March 17, 2020

Seed Teed 

The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.

Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.

Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.

Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.

Seed Teed by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009

you seem fun 

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.

Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".

you seem fun by snappy kyle September 16, 2013

Ditch Seed

A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.

Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)

Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.

Ditch Seed by kelcool46 July 15, 2010