eat the salad 

Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.

It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”

Eat the salad, Rex

eat the salad by George Oh’nile March 13, 2018

toss salad 

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

toss salad by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

shrimp salad 

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

shrimp salad by Jeff July 21, 2003

Lame Salad

(n) The lamest thing that can happen.

Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.

That meeting was some lame salad.

Lame Salad by Jared Dck December 18, 2005

fruit salad 

a person who culturally comes from many different backgrounds and cannot be labeled as just one.

person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad

fruit salad by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009

Caesar salad 

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.

I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.

Caesar salad by Lex Icon December 4, 2003

toss my salad 

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad

Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen

toss my salad by Bigdongdizzle February 17, 2010