Dead Milk

Semen that doesn't make babies.

"He put his dead milk in me."

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018

Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

Dead flies

It’s a slang in Florida they use it as a term as in like if your going to make a play then it’s cancelled then you can use the term that’s dead flies

Chapo: lets go to the sk8city

Karee:that’s dead flies kuh it ain’t no hoes up there

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Dead eyes

When a guy looks at you with lifeless eyes- but it’s sexual, it’s almost like “fuck me eyes” but for girls

I <3 dead eyes

by Artvark105 February 12, 2022

socially dead

- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.

- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.

also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori

Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....

*1 month later*

Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.

Jin: hey

Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...

*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*

Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by Mr Laiuo May 2, 2018

Dead Uncle

A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.

We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.

by kolbyb1 March 9, 2013

Dead Ting

A person who is extremely dull and boring and is a slag

Dali is a dead ting

by Sunip July 8, 2019