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numberacy 

A misspelling of numeracy that also denotes familiarity with numbers.
Some politicians may be not be very literate, but can compensate for this by having great Numberacy.
numberacy by Ratbite Jakes May 15, 2019

man numbers 

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".
No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.
man numbers by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010

fake numbered 

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

Frothy numbers 

A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.
"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."
Frothy numbers by KUJ September 7, 2016

Rejigged the numbers 

To readjust figures to suit ones Business
Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!

Nueberated

Experiencing new birth and liberation; reinventing and opening yourself up to new experiences.
During a well-earned vacation in New Orleans, I was nueberated by removing any inhibitions I felt.
Nueberated by Hoodies April 10, 2010