noodle maker 

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.

"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"

noodle maker by spesh March 16, 2004

Milwaukee Noodle

n. Shoving ranch dressing and spaghetti through a tube in someone's anus. Then removing the tube and eating the spaghetti with spork while the person with spaghetti in their anus is yelling, "I gotta poop!"

The most romantic thing after sex is a milwaukee noodle.

Milwaukee Noodle by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

noodlenoppers

Tina Hopkins

hey noodlenoppers hand me the remote

noodlenoppers by Bill Oryly December 17, 2003

noodle struddle 

a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.

Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle

Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle

noodle struddle by Christinapk December 27, 2007

Noodles 

A slang term for Asian people.

When you're at a bar and large part of the crowd is Asian, one can say, "man it smells like noodles in here."

Noodles by that boi DK March 2, 2010

Noodle a la mode 

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.

That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.

Noodle a la mode by MastadonWeindog May 17, 2011

Noodle-brain 

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

Noodle-brain by dirty facts May 9, 2019