by ellaly.rose July 19, 2018
by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020
Friend (1): she’s a b*tch
Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach
Etc...
Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach
Etc...
by J-H_UrbanDictionary April 16, 2018
by Oopsjaydiditagain June 9, 2021
by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet May 19, 2018
A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity
by Triplej4y August 1, 2021